非诚勿扰!!!嘿嘿

2009-09-30 · 649 阅读
 你梦想着找一帅哥就别来了,你要想找一钱包就别见了,刘德华和阿汤哥那种才貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的。当然我也没做诺丁山的梦,你要真是一仙女我也接不住,没期待您长得跟画报封面一样,看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚,内心保守,身心都健康的一般人就行,要是多少还有点婉约那就更靠谱了!  硕士学历以上的免谈,女企业家免谈(小商小贩除外),省得咱们互相都会失望。我喜欢会叠衣服的女人,每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说得够具体了吧。
  自我介绍一下,我岁数已经不小了,留学生身份出去的(也算海龟了),在国外生活过十几年,没正经上过学,蹉跎中练就一身生存技能,现在学无所成海外归来,实话实说,应该定性为一只没有公司、没有股票、没有学位的“三无伪海龟”。性格OPEN,人品五五开,不算老实,但天生胆小,杀人不犯法我也下不去手,总体而言属于对人群对社会有益无害的一类。有意者电联,非诚勿扰。
      If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet,don't reply;If you hold a Master's degree or higher, not possible;girls born in Shanghai, not possible;female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don't waste each other's hope. The Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, ,who are both wealthy and good-looking, would not make an announcement looking for you. Surely, I don't expect a Notting Hill story either. Even if you're indeed an angle, I won't be able to handle you---I don't expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people's souls.An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you're beautifully shy. You need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you're allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry--a little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to do. I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from stores. It cannot be more specific than this, can it?
      Let me introduce myself for you. I'm a man whose age is no longer small, living a moderately well-off life, who doesn't drink but smoke. I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade living abroad, but never attended a real education. In wasting time, I learned all sorts of ways to make a living. Now I returned with no achivement at all. To tell you the truth, I should be judged as a "Fake Turtle" without the three--No company, no stocks and no degree. My personality is open;My character is neither good nor bad. I'm not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was born. Even it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn't kill anyone. My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others.I am meant not to be a villain, even if I try to be one. In general and basically, I'm still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind and our society.
                                                                                            Contact me by phone, if you're the one.
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兔兔糖 LV21

发表于 30-9-2009 15:29:01 | 显示全部楼层

小狮租房
你都学成归来了~
都龟了。。。。
哥们~味儿扛母吐新加坡~
复制只能让别人不挺得成功~
引用也得有自己的特色~
葛大爷看着你也着急~

shan_ LV12

发表于 30-9-2009 15:39:21 | 显示全部楼层

:_dydxll

chunyang LV16

发表于 30-9-2009 15:42:46 | 显示全部楼层

非诚勿扰~~

zone LV13

发表于 30-9-2009 15:45:21 | 显示全部楼层

如果 英文是自己翻译的,那也算是很大的成功了!

lijie599 LV6

发表于 30-9-2009 15:45:28 | 显示全部楼层

:_cfll

terryliew LV12

发表于 30-9-2009 16:00:15 | 显示全部楼层

龟派气功 ~

っ塞塞纳。 LV10

发表于 30-9-2009 16:53:55 | 显示全部楼层

还有中英文对照

囧。。

S. LV4

发表于 30-9-2009 17:10:32 | 显示全部楼层

- -. 刻录机阿.

04年1月29日 LV4

发表于 30-9-2009 21:25:23 | 显示全部楼层

真是牛 祝你成功
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