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~丫丫~ LV6

发表于 11-7-2006 22:52:00 | 显示全部楼层

<p>呼,累死我了。。。</p><p>看到顶一下啊</p>[em04]

谁是布布 LV4

发表于 12-7-2006 08:39:00 | 显示全部楼层

小狮租房
<p>哈哈,不会自己敲进来的吧,辛苦辛苦~</p><p>我续一段</p><p>超人来到新加坡无法掩藏自己的真实省份,做不到“做好事不留名”的效果,在新加坡不光出境入境严,还分这准证那准证的,作点慈善事情都要申请,要不然就是illegal ,像他这样高风亮节的人实在难以施展。另外,超人找个换装的地方也很难,到处都有摄像头,还没把最后一件底裤穿上,警察或者fans就冲进来了。超级麻烦~</p>

祖国万岁 LV4

发表于 13-7-2006 12:25:00 | 显示全部楼层

我也来继续,超人有一天拯救了xx,被报纸电视电台大大宣传了一番,同天,超人就被抓去了警察局,超人郁闷,问:“为什么?”警察问,你有没有wp?超人说没有,有没有sp?ep?超人说没有,那你有没有pr?超人说没有,警察两手一摊,那么对不起,要罚款新币5000,外加坐牢1个月,然后作为偷渡鞭5下,超人急道,我我,我是陪读爸爸!警察说,那也是要罚的,因为目前陪都爸爸的工作不包括飞来飞去外加拯救他人做英雄!!!

~丫丫~ LV6

发表于 13-7-2006 18:23:00 | 显示全部楼层

<p>别人发的,她不来贴,我贴了</p><p><font color="#0909f7">有一个牙科医生,第一次给病人拔牙,心情非常紧张,他刚把牙齿拔&nbsp; <br/>下来,不料手发抖,牙齿掉进了病人的喉咙。&nbsp; <br/>“非常抱歉。”医生说,“你的病已经不属于我的职责范围,你找喉科医&nbsp; <br/>生去吧。”&nbsp; <br/>喉科医生检查过后,说:“牙齿落到胃里去了。你找胃病专家吧。”&nbsp; <br/>胃病专家用调光给病人检查之后说:“牙齿落到肠子里去了,你找肠&nbsp; <br/>科教授吧。”&nbsp; <br/>最后,病人屁股朝天地出现在肛门科室,医生用内窥镜一看,吃惊地叫&nbsp; <br/>道:“天呀,你的屁股里怎么长了颗牙齿?快找牙科医生去吧。 </font></p>

琥珀0320 LV3

发表于 14-7-2006 11:56:00 | 显示全部楼层

以下是引用[I]~丫丫~[/I]在2006-7-8 18:09:00的发言:[BR]<p>刚在“狮城生活”看到的,蓝山姐姐别说我侵犯版权哦~~:)</p><p>原贴在这里:</p><p><a href="http://bbs.sgchinese.com/dispbbs.asp?boardid=19&amp;replyid=4512946&amp;id=661150&amp;page=1&amp;skin=0&amp;Star=17">http://bbs.sgchinese.com/dispbbs.asp?boardid=19&amp;replyid=4512946&amp;id=661150&amp;page=1&amp;skin=0&amp;Star=17</a></p><p></p><p><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">昨晚</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">我跟老公说</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">我们的感情也算是瓜熟蒂落</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">比较自然</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">顺利的</span><font face="Times New Roman">.</font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">谁知道老公很激动的说了一大串的新加坡英语</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">平时他很少跟我说英语的</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">这次也许他认为他必须用官方语言吧</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">才能对上帝说话吧</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">他用英语对上帝说</span><font face="Times New Roman">:</font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font color="#3300ff"></font></p><p><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">啊</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">上帝</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">请你看看我的太太是怎么了</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">她竟然说</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">瓜熟了</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">会</span><font face="Times New Roman">”</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">地落</span><font face="Times New Roman">”, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">应该是瓜熟了会落地才对啊</span><font face="Times New Roman">. </font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font color="#3300ff"></font></p><p><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">我解释说</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">你无知的话</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">就应该谦虚哦</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">瓜熟蒂落</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">蒂指的是</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">花蒂</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">不是大地的地</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font color="#3300ff"></font></p><p><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">老公又祈祷了</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">啊</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">上帝啊</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">请再次原谅我无知的太太</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">他竟然骗我说</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">瓜都熟了</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">花才落啊</span><font face="Times New Roman">. </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">为什么每次我买的瓜都看不到呢</span><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font color="#3300ff"></font></p><p><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">我只好自己祈祷了</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">上帝啊</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">您不要听他胡说八道</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><font face="Times New Roman"></font></font></p><p><font color="#3300ff"></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">结果老公说</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">你叫的上帝跟我叫的是一样吗</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">最好搞清楚是否是同一个</span><font face="Times New Roman">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">要不他今晚会很</span><font face="Times New Roman">confuse</font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">呢</span><font face="Times New Roman">. </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';">阿门</span><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></font></p>
改天你和你老公研究一下‘水到渠成’吧,不过不要麻烦上帝了,自己研究就好,哈哈

蓝山清风 LV4

发表于 15-7-2006 11:44:00 | 显示全部楼层

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt;"><font color="#3300ff"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="FONT-FAMILY: simsun; mso-hansi-font-family: 'mso-ascii-font-family:';"></span></font></p>改天你和你老公研究一下‘水到渠成’吧,不过不要麻烦上帝了,自己研究就好,哈哈</div><p>我不觉得好笑.</p>[em13]

蓝山清风 LV4

发表于 15-7-2006 11:44:00 | 显示全部楼层

<p><font face="NSimSun" size="2">那天我在宿舍听广播,听到一个很小的女孩子给她的妈妈点歌,她说她的妈</font><font face="NSimSun" size="2">妈很辛苦,星期天也不能休息,要到书店买好多习题集给她做,于是她就想</font><font face="NSimSun" size="2">为她的妈妈点一首歌。</font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span><font face="NSimSun" size="2">主持人一听,感动的说<span lang="EN-US">'</span>多懂事的孩子啊。请问你想为你的妈妈点什么歌?</font><font face="Arial" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
                        </span></font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span></font><tt><font face="宋体" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt;">小女孩用稚气的声音说<span lang="EN-US">'</span>我想点辛晓琪的《女人何苦为难女人》</span></font></tt></p>

谁是布布 LV4

发表于 22-7-2006 19:05:00 | 显示全部楼层

前天第一次遇到风风火火的流星姐姐和她慢条斯理的小胖儿子,惊于这性格迥然不同的母子俩的东北口音却是一样的纯正地道,流星本人声称这是保持地方特色,可是小胖儿子却不这么认为,他曾经非常疑惑问过妈妈“为什么各地都有方言,唯独我们东北没有?”

fzhrz LV7

发表于 22-7-2006 22:17:00 | 显示全部楼层

高实在是高哈哈[em01][em01][em01]
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