怎样形容人长得丑

tong9431

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span twffan="done" style="mso-list: Ignore;">1、<span twffan="done" style="FONT: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">
                                </span></span></span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">你小时候被猪亲过吧</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">? <br/><br/>2</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你长的很爱国，很敬业，很有骨气！</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>3</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>4</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你长的真</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">tm</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">后现代</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/><br/>5</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你长的好象车祸现场</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>6</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你长的外形不准</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                </span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">比例没打好</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>7</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你干嘛用屁股挡住脸啊！</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>8</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、我觉得世界上就只有两种人能吸引人，一种是特漂亮的一种就是你这样的</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>10</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你的长相很提神的说</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">!! <br/><br/>11</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你需要回炉重造</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>12</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、他们怎么能管你叫猪呢？？这太不像话了！总不能人家长的像什么就叫人家什么吧！怎么能说你长得像猪呢？那是侮辱了猪。</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <span lang="EN-US" twffan="done"><br/><br/>13</span></span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">*</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">，你</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">TMD</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">长得太好认了。</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <span lang="EN-US" twffan="done"><br/><br/>14</span></span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、长的很科幻</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">,</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">长的很抽象</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">! <br/><br/><br/>15</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、见过丑的，没见过这么丑的。乍一看挺丑，仔细一看更丑！</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <span lang="EN-US" twffan="done"><br/><br/>16</span></span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、长的很无辜，长的对不起人民对不起党。</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>17</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你长的拖慢网速，你长的太耗内存</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <span lang="EN-US" twffan="done"><br/><br/>18</span></span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你光着身子追我<chmetcnv wst="on" unitname="公里" sourcevalue="2" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="3" tcsc="1">两公里</chmetcnv></span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                </span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">我回一次头都算我是流氓</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">! <br/><br/>19</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、大哥，把你脸上的分辨率调低点好吗？</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <span lang="EN-US" twffan="done"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><span twffan="done" style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">2、<span twffan="done" style="FONT: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">&nbsp; </span></font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/>20</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你长的违章</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">! <br/><br/>21</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、国际脸孔世界通用</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>22</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、很惋惜的看着他说：</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">“</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">手术能整回来吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">“ <br/><br/>23</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你的长相突破了人类的想象</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">... <br/><br/>24</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你张的很野兽派嘛！！</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>25</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了。</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>26.</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">我想看着你说话，可你为什么把脸埋在你的屁股里？</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">...</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">哦？对不起，我不知道那是你的脸，那你的屁股哪儿去了？</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                        <br/><br/>27.</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">我也不想打击你了。你去动物园看看有没有合适的工作适合你，你这样在街上乱跑很容易被警察射杀的。</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                </span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><span twffan="done" style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman"><span twffan="done" style="FONT: 7pt &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">&nbsp; </span></font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/>28</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">MMD,</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">我从没见过长的这么有考古价值的</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">. <br/><br/>29</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、长的飞沙走石</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
                </span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">鬼斧神功</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">. <br/><br/>30</span><span twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">、长的丑不是你的错，可是出来吓人就是你的不对了</span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span><span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p>

忧忧公主

GOOD

忧忧公主

我没变坏吖

放弃是种心情

呵呵。真好笑，有这么丑的吗？

非天大虾

<p>让所有美女变成les。让男人抱丑女去把。哈哈</p><p>让所有帅哥全变成GAY 让女人抱丑男去吧 哈哈</p>

就此一家

<p>丑女人,丑男人</p><p></p><p>这样就好了</p>

非天大虾

唉，水库都把UU给带坏了

忧忧公主

虾米

大连骐达

吓人就是你的不对了<span lang="EN-US" twffan="done" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

tong9431

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